Justin Burns

*This Post Intentionally Manipulative* Left: This woman is 53. She is TV health guru Gillian McKeith, advocating a holistic appr...

"The revolution will not be televised." - Gil Scott-Heron Gil didn't have Facebook, Google+, or Twitter.

"Newt, the hospital staff says we can't serve your wife divorce papers when she's in the oncology ward." Aww, you ...

Pointless Warning Message - Facebook About to Become Owner of Your Private Photos

It's February 28th. Happy "Fall Asleep in Public" Day! Try not to do it behind the wheel of a moving car.

Pretty soon, you're going to see another round of so-called "cryptic" statuses from attention-seekers pretending they're ...

Take some time out of your busy day today to regard the humble tortilla chip. While there is some contention over where they originated, as ...

It's my dad's birthday, too. Happy birthday, Dad! The Milk Bones are in the mail.

vex - Nirvana - something in the way (ilwrath remix)

May that burning sensation of love stay with you for a long, long time and may you share that feeling with everyone you come into contact wi...

So this morning, my six-year-old daughter asked me about speed limits. We were driving through a 40MPH zone and she asked me, "What wou...

Did you see the one with the funny dancing/talking/farting animal/baby/anthropomorphized object that did that awkward/poignant thing with th...

On February 6, 1933, the 20th amendment to the U.S. Constitution took effect to address presidential succession. So today is "Lame Duck...

Where  are  those TPS Reports, Sebastian?

For those who are Facebook-challenged and somehow can't figure out how to set their relationship status (Click on Profile , Edit Profile...

There's a new, free frozen yogurt dispenser at work. I have successfully steered clear of it all day. #goodboy

Every time I hear the beginning or ending of "Such Great Heights", I always feel like I'm about to start playing Pocket Tanks.

Making plans for my next home on Gliese 581g.

Day 1 of PMP training: I wasn't first to raise my hand when the instructor asked that last question. I gotta keep my PMP hand loose.

Day 1 of PMP Training: Introduced myself to classmates as "Huggy Bear." Did not get reaction I'd hoped for...

Day 1 of PMP training. Instructor is eyeballing my big floppy purple and gold hat with what is either derision or untethered envy.

Airport speakers at curb pickup playing Tom Petty's "Waiting". Cold bastards.

I just cut my lip... on ice cream.

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