Dumb Stuff You'll Probably Be Seeing in the Next Couple Months or So...

For those who are Facebook-challenged and somehow can't figure out how to set their relationship status (Click on Profile, Edit Profile, Featured People, Relationship Status), you may be seeing one word posts of fruit as they bang their frustrated heads on their collective keyboards to let the world know their hookup patterns. 

Here's the "code" as it were.

Blueberry: I am single
Pineapple: It`s complicated
Raspberry: I am a touch and go woman
Apple: Engaged
Cherry: In a relationship
Banana: I am married
Avocado: I am the "other one"
Strawberry: Can't find the right one
Lemon: Wish I was single
Grape: wants to get married